I want to rant. Buckle up.
Couple Marry on Indiana Roller Coaster Ride
The MOMENT I read this heading I identified several things.
1) They met online
2) They’re disgustingly fucked up
3) This will with out a doubt end in a psychotic murder suicide.
Read this first then we can begin to explain the atrocity.
Jerry and Leslie Fleming tied the knot Friday, 160 feet above ground at the top of the Voyage roller coaster at Holiday World in Santa Clause, Ind., WTHITV.com reported.
The couple, who bonded over their love of roller coasters, had an Elvis impersonator officiate.
“I’ve loved coasters my entire life and I’ve always known I wanted to get married on one,” Jerry Fleming told the station. “And after riding the Voyager a couple of years ago for the first time, I’m like ‘This is the one to do it on and once I meet her, we’re gonna do this.’”
This disgusts me. Maybe it’s just my conservative roots, but you ugly she-mullet/pinkhair having failures at life have forced me to say this. You wanna know why you HAD to meet on a dating site? Because you CANNOT get anyone in public to talk to you. He reminds me of the comic book guy from the Simpsons. 
THEN, they go off and make a mockery of a wedding.
Shame on you. I award you the PWNTAB for this week. Now you can tell all of your World of Warcraft buddies that you won something.
This week holds 2 awards. You will get your “pwntab” as usual but I would like to give this person in this next story a round of applause. You sir, are unbelievable for your attempt to turn yourself into meat mulch. So here is where I need you people… Give me your best one-liner after reading this story and post it below.
“Time to take out the city worker” or you know…. something like that
ROSEVILLE, Minn. - A man was severely injured when he threw himself into a wood chipper in Minnesota, police said.
Crews were clearing trees in a public area Thursday afternoon when the man appeared and jumped head first into the wood chipper. Workers turned off the machine and called 911, and the man was rushed to Regions Hospital in St. Paul with injuries to his head and torso.
Police are calling it a suicide attempt and said the man is 19- to 21-years-old.
On to my pwntab” for the week.
That arrow is pointing to King Abdullah. He is king of Saudi Arabia. He is one of the reasons gas prices have not gone down. He is why everything is going up in prices. Oil hit $127/barrel today. The Saudi king says he does not need to increase output when he is covering demand. He, ladies and gentlemen, needs his ass beat.
This will be the new post for the stupidest most vile person of the week. It was a tough one this week as I read more and more of Josef Fritzl (The Austrian man who locked his daughter in a basement for 24 years and fathered 7 children with her). But that really happened April 29th. When he is convicted, he’ll get his turn on here.
TYLER, Texas - A jury again needed just four minutes Thursday to convict an organizer of an East Texas swinger’s club where prosecutors say young children were forced to perform sexual acts for an audience.
Shauntel Mayo, 29, faces life in prison after being found guilty on charges that she forced three siblings, ages 7 through 10, to have sex with each other or perform sexual acts for club members who paid to watch.
In March, Mayo’s 36-year-old boyfriend, Jamie Pittman, was also found guilty in four minutes. He was sentenced to life in prison after jurors deliberated for just two minutes.
Some jurors cried during testimony in Mayo’s three-day trial, the Tyler Morning-Telegraph reported.
Mayo was convicted of engaging in organized criminal activity and two counts of sexual performance of a child. The punishment phase was to begin later Thursday.
During the trial, the children testified how Mayo and other defendants began teaching them at age 5 how to dance and perform sex acts. They were also given drugs, which the adults called “silly pills,” to help them perform.
Four other defendants in the case are awaiting trial.
