Phishr Chronicles

“I’m looking for a skinny girl with a fat girl personality”

Seems shallow? Yes. Meant to be shallow? No.  But is it true? I’ll let you decide.

Ever notice that the majority of skinny attractive girls have terrible, rotten, empty personalities. They cannot make conversation so they talk about Mtv, Victoria Secret sales, and their next tanning adventure. Behind those huge designer sunglasses lies emptiness. An emptiness that drowns anything into a blackhole of nothingness. Cosmopolitan, Tequila Rose shots, and Coach purses.

I’m in love with it. ALL of it. However, as time has passed and a certain level of maturity and self respect have made their foundation to my future, I need more. Sure they’re fun to play with. Just like the video games at Best Buy. You can sit there all day playing one, but you dare take it home.

 Now hold that thought. That was the easy part.

 Now lets discuss the other side of this theory.  The not so skinny girls.  Don’t stop reading here, because this is where the pieces fall together. Admit it. Now I say not so skinny girls because I’d probably get a ton of responses in regards to “not being p.c.” or “judgemental”. Well when I use the term “fat”, let it be known I mean, “not skinny”. You can be fat and beautiful. Easily. Just as easily as you can be skinny and whorishly disgusting. So enough beating around the buffet, here it goes…

Fat girls have the greatest personalities on this earth. I link this to the social food chain. They are not to the same advantage as a skinny girl, so they must develop a means of survival; the opportunity to turn the tables.  Fat girls have the ability to hone in on your personality, determine your interests through reading your expressions, and cater to this personality.  This can be used for good and evil.  It could be an argument in it’s own that skinny girls unconsciencely bring fat girls around because they are the life of the party. They have nothing to talk about so they bring the missing piece to make up for it.

I just feel like I covered every A) island at every golden corral or b) every whore sale at the mall.

I now plan on making a Venn Diagram