I know the absence has been great with all of the planning for FKFmas. But FKF is over. We are 1 year away from a bigger, better, much improved event. Some numbers from this years float trip.
Number of people:350+
Number of fights:0
Number of ambulances seen:1
Number of “life flashing before my eyes moment”: 2 (thanks Heather)
Sets of “boobies flashing before my eyes”: 9
Total amount of boobies seen: 17
Number of beads to start the float: 2
Number of beads when I got off the float: 7
Bead refunds for poor boobies: 1
Offers for boobs to me in exchange for my fake mustache: 2
Offers of mustache rides: 140+
Number of times my mustache made for a female happy trail: 1
Husband, wife, and kids seen overturned and stuck in a tree: 3
Amount of family members I offered help to: 3
Amount of help I actually did: 0 (woops)
Beers drank in this period: 2
Girls mud wrestling at once: 4
Four girls mudwrestling on a scale of 1 to 10: 10! A FUCKING 10!
Summer is on and I have a pretty exciting lineup. Expect some good material coming soon!
~PHISHR
2 comments so far
LOL… that’s outstanding. Did we get any pictures of said boobies otherwise these numbers are probably inflated for dramatic effect. Next year will be much better I believe, which shouldn’t be hard all I have to do is stay out of the klink.
June 26th, 2008 at 5:42 pm
Paul, these numbers are difficult to prove because you are the one with SAID CAMERA and as you stated, were infact in the klink…
And suprisingly, the ONE boobie I saw got my beads. Tell how that happened :S
June 26th, 2008 at 6:29 pm
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