I want to rant. Buckle up.
Couple Marry on Indiana Roller Coaster Ride
The MOMENT I read this heading I identified several things.
1) They met online
2) They’re disgustingly fucked up
3) This will with out a doubt end in a psychotic murder suicide.
Read this first then we can begin to explain the atrocity.
Jerry and Leslie Fleming tied the knot Friday, 160 feet above ground at the top of the Voyage roller coaster at Holiday World in Santa Clause, Ind., WTHITV.com reported.
The couple, who bonded over their love of roller coasters, had an Elvis impersonator officiate.
“I’ve loved coasters my entire life and I’ve always known I wanted to get married on one,” Jerry Fleming told the station. “And after riding the Voyager a couple of years ago for the first time, I’m like ‘This is the one to do it on and once I meet her, we’re gonna do this.’”
This disgusts me. Maybe it’s just my conservative roots, but you ugly she-mullet/pinkhair having failures at life have forced me to say this. You wanna know why you HAD to meet on a dating site? Because you CANNOT get anyone in public to talk to you. He reminds me of the comic book guy from the Simpsons. 
THEN, they go off and make a mockery of a wedding.
Shame on you. I award you the PWNTAB for this week. Now you can tell all of your World of Warcraft buddies that you won something.
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