This week holds 2 awards. You will get your “pwntab” as usual but I would like to give this person in this next story a round of applause. You sir, are unbelievable for your attempt to turn yourself into meat mulch. So here is where I need you people… Give me your best one-liner after reading this story and post it below.
“Time to take out the city worker” or you know…. something like that
ROSEVILLE, Minn. - A man was severely injured when he threw himself into a wood chipper in Minnesota, police said.
Crews were clearing trees in a public area Thursday afternoon when the man appeared and jumped head first into the wood chipper. Workers turned off the machine and called 911, and the man was rushed to Regions Hospital in St. Paul with injuries to his head and torso.
Police are calling it a suicide attempt and said the man is 19- to 21-years-old.
On to my pwntab” for the week.
That arrow is pointing to King Abdullah. He is king of Saudi Arabia. He is one of the reasons gas prices have not gone down. He is why everything is going up in prices. Oil hit $127/barrel today. The Saudi king says he does not need to increase output when he is covering demand. He, ladies and gentlemen, needs his ass beat.
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