Phishr Chronicles

I like at the beginning you hear “shut the FUCK UP PHISHR!”
Fireworks

Top 3 scary moments at FKF

3. The MASS amounts of break-ups that occurred from the pudding wrestling (fkf04)

-This pudding wrestling was a terrific idea. But guys who jumped in to wrestle the girls were met at the end of the match by their girlfriends who were in turn, not pleased. I was pulled in. What you don’t believe me?!

2. Naked indian guy that went to jail for not covering his external genetalia accordingly (fkf07)

-I’ve never seen this kid before. He was hilarious because he was, what the picture exactly shows. Naked. Muddy. And drunk off of a half handle of Kentucky Deluxe. I knew from the moment I met him that he was going to be a liability. He was. He can now brag to his friends that he is the sole reason I have to rewrite the liability waivers this year. I hope he comes back.

1. Kid dives into river from tree…(fkf05)

-I’m walking through THE Wal*Mart SUPERcenter. I’m approached by a guy. I recognize him from FKF. He says whats up. I say Hi back. He’s smiling really big. I asked if he had a good time. He removes his hat to show staples across the top of his skull. I am speechess. Before he could say a word I already replayed how this happened in my head. Seriously Guys?!? He told me he couldn’t wait until next year. IT’S COMMON KNOWLEDGE… Lucky bastard.