Don’t you wish you had friends like this..
When I was in college in Tahlequah (No State), Stink was attending Stillwater (Ok State). As usual I would go there to party with him, as he would come to Tahlequah and do the same. A few weeks after visiting him I had just got out of class and some of the guys and I were headed to this restaurant called Vidalias that served sandwiches and Mad Dog coneys. As we were ordering lunch Stink was just getting out of class and called me out of the blue.
Stink,” Hey man, are you free, we need to talk.”
Me, “Yeah man, whats up?”
Stink, “Rememebr that blonde girl that you hooked up with down here a while back?”
Me, “HAHA, why, whats the deal?”
Stink, “She’s HIV positive”
I was speechless. I started trying to recall everything I did… Which was difficult because the past several times I went to Stillwater, I didn’t rememeber half the trip.
Stink, “I know dude.. She just told me.. I’m sorry man. You wore one right?”
You know that feeling you get when someone tells you that someone close to you has died. That first feeling of emptiness and insignificance. I was drowning in that.
The rest of the afternoon, I ignored everyone at the table. The outside world was nonexistent. I could hear my heart beating up my chest and out of my mouth.
“Who was this girl? I’m not really remembering any blondes? I hooked up with a girl at a bar but I didn’t go home with her?” “When did this happen?”
I threw my food away and walked out with the guys. I sent Stink a text
“How could this happen?”
He replied back
”It didn’t happen. But I just saved a bunch of money on my car insurance by switching to Geiko..”
”DAMNIT STINK DO YOU REALIZE WHAT YOU JUST DID TO ME!”
I’ve never rode an emotional rollercoaster that scary. I almost poopoo’ed on the sidewalk.
Jerkass. Actually typing this just made me realize how pissed I am at him.
5 comments so far
what a dick, thats worse than the time he told everyone he had leukemia
March 14th, 2008 at 10:05 pm
thats funny…i remember when i did that….i did save alot of money by switching to geiko but for you treez….I never told anyone that I had leukemia….you guys made that up(probably stevo) when i was sick from high school for a week because I had appendicitis and had to go thru emergency surgery at 4 in the morn….i was not in any condition to actually go to school
March 15th, 2008 at 2:59 am
hahaha. Stevo’s a dick. In high school he spread a rumor that he gave hummers in the bathrooms stalls. RUMORS ABOUT HIMSELF….
March 15th, 2008 at 7:19 am
Stink you did totally go along with the leukemia story though, remember you made that girl cry on the bus, pricless. Well i dont really have cancer but I did stay at a Holiday Inn Express last night. Youre a dick man.
March 15th, 2008 at 12:30 pm
HAAAAAAAHAHAHAHA! I bet companies would be willing to pay for Stink to advertise with his morbid techniques.
Stink, “DUDE TREEZ! PHISHR DIED IN A CARWRECK!! jk, I’m thinkin Arbys..”
March 15th, 2008 at 2:52 pm
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