Phishr Chronicles

I, Stink, have never felt as good as I did after my first MILF.  The premise to the story is a trip to Corpus Christi, TX with my old roommate whose parents had a condo on the beach.  My roommate, Guile, so named because he had a Street Fighter II Arcade game in our apartment and he always kicked my ass with the character Guile.  Well him and I left Tulsa and drove the 12 to 13 hours to Corpus Christi the summer before his last year in school.  It was August and my number 1 goal was to get as drunk as possible and hook up with some girls.  His number 1 goal was to just get drunk since at the time he had a girlfriend. 

Days went by and I was having a hard time finding a girl with loose morals and low self esteem.  We were going to all the bars in town but it seemed like the entire pace was just desolate and the bar scene was lacking.  Even the beach was not full of people.  Well one afternoon we find out that it is Thirsty Thursday at the ballpark that held the Texas Rangers Farm team, The Corpus Christi Hooks.   

Thirsty Thursday had 24 ounce beers for 3 dollars.  We got some beers that were also served in collector’s cups, which meant fine china for poor college kids.  After 5 beers each we had a nice collection of cups stacked up and these three women, 2 attractive, one fat starting asking us why we were saving all the cups.  So we told them the college story and we talked through the entire game until the 7th inning stretch.  This is when they said their goodbyes and left. 

Five minutes later, the most attractive one came back and asked me to join them at a bar in Port Aransas, an island only attainable by a ferry, called the Salty Dawg.  She gave me her number and said they had a place we could stay if we went.  So we left soon after and met them at the bar.  We drank until the bar kicked us out at closing and went back to their condo.  It was two bedrooms and there was a futon.  We drank vodka and gin shots like it was going out of style. 

As the night progressed the fat woman left and I found out one had a husband that was in Iraq.  The other one had a 19 year old daughter and I was 21 at the time.  My first thought was the girl was hot and I wanted to have a 3-way with her and her mom.  That fantasy quickly faded.  Instead the girls tried to tell us we could sleep in the beds and they would share the futons.  We told them they were going to sleep in the beds and we would share the futon.  As they laid down I went into the one that was not married and asked if I could share the bed.  She said she would prefer it if I did.   

We started hooking up and if anybody else has hooked up with a MILF they can back me up on this.  Older women, this one happened to be 36, 15 years my senior, are crazy in bed.  They know moves only thought of by a 21 year old kid.  She taught me things I hadn’t even heard of and some of the positions were faintly recognizable from my vague memory of a Kama Sutra book I looked at once.  Well the sex was great and the next morning they were gone already because they had work.  The one I hooked up left a note to call her.  I did only to find out, it was the married ones number and she yelled at me for sleeping with her friend instead of her.  I told her she had a husband in the military and I didn’t feel comfortable servicing her while her husband was serving our great country.  She said he had been gone for 6 months and she was lonely and horny and just needed to connect with someone intimately.  I was dumbfounded and told her sorry and we never heard from them again.