Phishr Chronicles

I just get so excited with the revelations that transpire regarding this family.

So here’s where we begin. Lynne Spears, mother of Britney and Jamie Lynn has finished her recent literature on helpful parenting. book

This is wonderful. As you know, Britney is well… yeah.

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The only hope for the family to save the Spears name rest on the shoulders of 16 year old Jamie. I’m NOT going to badmouth her (unlike her sibling Britney) but seriously? The LAST thing this family needed was an unplanned teenage pregnancy…

So back to the point, ever since this *cough* unplanned career ending blessing occurred, Lynne (mother) thought it was best to delay the books release indefinitely.

NO KIDDING, If my eldest daughter became THE national scapegoat fueled by a wicked coke habit and negligence towards children AND my only hope for future family success rest in the hands of a 16 year old WHO has a bun in the oven, I would write a book on my successful parenting as well! I would pay all the money in the world to read that book and examine everything I need to know on NOT RAISING children.

Hottest Tshirt for this year

Regardless of what is happening with little sis, this woman raised, solicited, guided, and advised Britney into the chaotic train-wreck she calls life. I thank you for your tips mom for raising the nations one night stand, but I’ll pass. The little sis piece is really just icing on the cake.

I’m not saying underage pregnancy is a bad thing in this country…

No… Wait… Yeah I am.

But to keep you all happy, I knew PLENTY of teenagers that had babies and grew up to be wonderful mothers. Stay off my back Jes! You’re a wonderful mommy