Phishr Chronicles

I’d like to let you in on the current project

Participants: Lincoln Alwood, Matthew Fisher

Tools: 1 oven, 1 deep fryer, 1 toaster

Ingredients: Whole Chicken, 1 lb Beef, 1/2 cup Colby cheese, 1/2 cup Cheddar cheese, 1/2 cup Pepper Jack, 1/2 cup Marble Jack.  3 eggs, 1 cup flour.  Texas Sized Hamburger buns (2), country gravy, mayo, various garnishes and relishes.

Code Name:             Operation MOTHER CLUCKER

A year or so ago, while searching the internet for ridiculous foods, an age old challenge was stumbled upon. A mass multi-thousand calorie challenge… Upon a little more research, it was determined that with the grilling skills of one man and the culinary skills of another man… The Mother Clucker was to be made.  No more can I find any information but the recipe is securily held in our heads. No pictures can be retrieved on said mother clucker. Upon searching today, we could only find eateries and diners named mother clucker, WITH NO SUCH ITEM ON MENU. We had a sickness.. An the only remedy was the mother clucker.

The mother clucker is a 1/2 lb hamburger patty broiled in its own fat.
The patty is only cooked HALF way through.
Remove the whole skin from a chicken and wrap said patty with chicken skin.
Stuff remaining space in skin with 4 cheese blend (shredded)
Close off skin with toothpick to prevent ingredient spillage.
Batter and coat chicken skin and deep fry.
Toast Bread.
Now smother with any topping choice, (preferably mayo or country gravy)
Eat whole thing.

It can be presumed that the mother clucker can weigh in around 1 to1 1/2 lbs after completed.

Is the mother clucker a myth? We will soon find out.  The count down has started  Upon eating something with a calorie count in the general area of 10,000 calories… Health risks should be noted.

Warning!: You could die of clogged arteries, heart attack, food poisoning, ruptured internal organs, or simply from a deep-fried pleasure overload.

When questioned on why we would do it, the simple answer is “why not? Challenges like this don’t come around to often.  I personally enjoy food challenges. I have eaten very peculiar things and this is just one to add to the list.  The mother clucker is a milestone.  Just another to do to check off the list…

Pictures will be up soon…

Any added ideas? Please feel free to enlighten us!