Phishr Chronicles

She’s the number 3 in this socialist heirarchy.

 She’s a big piece of number 2 if you ask me…

I cannot stand this worthless waste of air.  Awfully demanding of the military coming from the rep of a state who pickets enlistment offices.

Scoundrel….

“House Speaker Nancy Pelosi has repeatedly requested military aircraft to shuttle her and her colleagues and family around the country, according to a new report from a conservative watchdog group. 

Representatives for Judicial Watch, which obtained e-mails and other documents from a Freedom of Information request, said the correspondence shows Pelosi has abused the system in place to accommodate congressional leaders and treated the Air Force as her “personal airline.” 

The e-mails showed repeated attempts by Pelosi aides to request aircraft, sometimes aggressively, and by Department of Defense officials to accommodate them. 

“I think that’s above and beyond what other members of Congress are doing and what is expected of our elected officials,” said Jenny Small, a researcher with the group. 

The group reported that Pelosi was notorious for making special demands for high-end aircraft, lodging last-minute cancellations, and racking up additional expenses for the military. 

In one e-mail, aide Kay King complained to the military that they had not made available any aircraft the House speaker wanted for Memorial Day recess. 

“It is my understanding there are NO G5s available for the House during the Memorial Day recess. This is totally unacceptable … The Speaker will want to know where the planes are,” King wrote. 

In another, when told a certain type of aircraft would not be available, King wrote: “This is not good news, and we will have some very disappointed folks, as well as a very upset Speaker.”
Pelosi’s office has not yet responded to requests for comment. ”

http://www.pagetutor.com/trillion/index.html

Pretty impressive, so easy to say, so difficult to fathom that it is thrown around like nothing. Almost makes you have a panic attack knowing that we OWE CHINA $59 BILLION. A Communist nation has that on us.

 Tell Inhofe how you feel about that, he’d love to hear.

http://inhofe.senate.gov/public/index.cfm?FuseAction=Contact.ContactForm

Thanks to my old neighbor Becca for this, it will help you out there who have difficulties explaining the stimulus:

Shortly after class, an economics student approaches his economics professor and says, “I don’t understand this stimulus bill.  Can you explain it to me?”
The professor replied, “I don’t have any time to explain it at my office, but if you come over to my house on Saturda y and help me with my weekend project, I’ll be glad to explain it to you.” The student agreed.

At the agreed-upon time, the student showed up at the professor’s house.  The professor stated that the weekend project involved his backyard pool.

They both went out back to the pool, and the professor handed the student a bucket.  Demonstrating with his own bucket, the professor said, “First, go over to the deep end, and fill your bucket with as much water as you can.” The student did as he was instructed.

The professor then continued, “Follow me over to the shallow end, and then dump all the water from your bucket into it.” The student was naturally confused, but did as he was told.

The professor then explained they were going to do this many more times, and began walking back to the deep end of the pool..

The confused student asked, “Excuse me, but why are we doing this?”

The professor matter-of-factly stated that he was trying to make the shallow end much deeper.

The student didn’t think the economics professor was serious, but figured that he would find out the real story soon enough..

However, after the 6th trip between the shallow end and the deep end, the student began to become worried that his economics professor had gone mad.  The student finally replied, “All we’re doing is wasting valuable time and effort on unproductive pursuits.  Even worse, when this process is all over, everything will be at the same level it was before, so all you’ll really have accomplished is the destruction of what could have been truly productive action!”

The professor put down his bucket and replied with a smile, “Congratulations.  You now understand the stimulus bill.

 You know that $787 Billion “Economic Stimulus” package that has morons across the country thinking they’re going to take turns swimming in their pools full of money? I wanted to disclose to some of you what some of this money is going to in order to “stimulate” this economy.

• - Doorbells Laurel, MS $99,600 (You read that right, doorbells…)
• - Ethnic Heritage Trail Natchez, MS $600,000,000 (This is one of those ‘research it’ things
• - New Energy Efficient Zones Cidra, PR $17,500,000,000 (Puerto Rico)
• - Raul Alvarez DISC GOLF COURSE Austin, TX $886,000 (If you don’t know, Frisbee golf)
• - Solar Los Angeles Program Los Angeles, CA $2,160,000,000
• - 2 Dog Parks Lewiston, ME $50,000
• - Reduce Prostitution Program Dayton, OH $1,500,000 (Dayton, Slut Capital of the US?)
• - Spirit Mountain Snowmaking Facility Duluth, MN $6,000,000 (cause it never snows in MN)
• - 2 Police Dogs Lake Station, IN $150,000 (seriously?)

That was briefly $20.25 BILLION for CRAP that is ABSOLUTELY UNNECESSARY for these communities. Why does your tax dollars have to purchase a CITY FULL OF DOORBELLS? How many times are you going to WALK YOUR DOG AT THE MULTIPLE SELECTIONS OF DOG PARKS IN A COMMUNITY OF 35,000?

Oh lord we better make Puerto Rico more energy efficient because everyone knows that Puerto Rico has an awful habit of wasting energy… I didn’t even know 50% of the homes had electricity?

And don’t forget Frisbee golf. Frisbee golf.  The economy could absolutely collapse under its own stress if the citizens of Austin, Texas don’t have their Frisbee golf.  The world could quite possibly stop spinning on its axis if Austin doesn’t have the glamorous Raul Alvarez Disc Golf Course.   And I don’t know about Dayton, apparently it’s filled with complete hood rats and trucker trash.  

And if training 2 police dogs to sniff cocaine costs us $150,000, I’m beside myself. How does it make you feel that 2 canines are $75,000 investments to develop a coke habit?
We are rewarding people who found they can freeload in the US. And who is it who has to pay 29% of their income to taxes to support this deadbeat habit? You. You work hard. You dread Mondays, love Fridays, creep through the week and live for the weekends so these parasites can suck off of your income as they sit around in their free housing, cooking dope, having babies who will have to grow up in a poverty stricken household and live a life of crime just so they can receive their “Government Check” that they worked so hard for. And you know what you get out of this? The fact that this government is trying to take your weapons you will be defenseless so that one of these professional criminals can rob you and your family. Next time you see one of these clowns, just walk up and say “you’re welcome”.

You’re welcome for this shortcut in life.  Enjoy my money, I have no problem accepting the fact that you will end up in jail for your crimes and I my taxes will go up just to support the staffing and bills associated with making sure you are not allowed out on the streets.

Doesn’t seem too fair does it? It only gets worse.

 http://www.foxnews.com/politics/first100days/2009/02/19/report-oklahoma-city-pd-admits-mistake-pulling-man-anti-obama-sign/

This is unbelievable. Remember all of the anti-Bush merchandise… I bet no one was harrassed for that.  What amazes me is that he is hassled in the same state that ALL 77 counties voted republican in the previous presidential election. Officer Chester Von Buzzkillington